NFL Superlatives 2015

Now that football season is in full swing, I think it’s a great time who whip out this gem of a post: NFL Superlatives 2015! I was so inspired by this I thought I would give it a whirl and here is what I came up with.

1. Most Likely To Get His Hair Done By The Weekend’s Hair Stylist:
Antonio Brown- Pittsburgh Steelers

Photo Source: TerezOwens.com
Photo Source: TerezOwens.com

2. Most Likely To Be Cast As The Deadbeat Dad/No-Good Inmate Husband In Any Tyler Perry Movie:
Dwayne Bowe- Cleveland Browns

Photo Source: TSMPlug.com
Photo Source: TSMPlug.com

3. Most Likely To Be Confused As The Real Live Brawny Man:
Matt Darr- Miami Dolphins

Photo Source: 247Sports.com
Photo Source: 247Sports.com

4. Most Likely To Shut Down A Golden Corral:
Vince Wilfork- Houston Texans

Photo Source: YouTube.com
Photo Source: YouTube.com

5. Most Likely To Be Peter Griffin’s High School Yearbook Picture:
Tommy Bohanan- New York Jets

Photo Source: NewYorkJets.com
Photo Source: NewYorkJets.com

6. Most Creative Use Of An Apostrophe’d Name:
D’Brickashaw Ferguson- New York Jets

Photo Source: NYDailyNews.com
Photo Source: NYDailyNews.com

7. Most Likely To Work As A Knight At Medieval Times/The Renaissance Festival:
Audie Cole- Minnesota Vikings

Photo Source: StarTribune.com
Photo Source: StarTribune.com

9. Most Likely Not To Make It Out Of The Friend Zone:
Dan Bailey- Dallas Cowboys

Photo Source: FoxSports.com
Photo Source: FoxSports.com

10. Most Likely To Never Be Able To Find Their Name on A Souvenir Key Chain:
Ropati Pitoitua- Tennessee Titans

Photo Source: BuffaloNews.com
Photo Source: BuffaloNews.com

 

 

 

 

 

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