Michael Phelps Out Of Retirement…Apparently

So, Michael Phelps is out of retirement.  Although I half way didn’t know he was retired because we only really care about him every 4 years.  Michael Phelps will compete in his first meet “out of retirement” next week and this will pave the way for the 22-time olympic medalist to compete in the 2016 olympic games in Rio de Janeiro.  I don’t know guys, if I were M-Phel I would want to quit while I was ahead.  Some people just don’t know how to let it go…

Photo Source: Copy and Cigaretts
Photo Source: Copy and Cigaretts

So I guess Michael Phelps is going back on his 12,000 calorie-a-day diet.  Just in case you forgot, his meals while training consist of:

  • three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo
  • one five-egg omelets
  • a bowl of grits
  • three slices of French toast with powdered sugar
  • three chocolate chip pancakes
  • two cups of coffee


  • 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks,
  • one pound of pasta with tomato sauce
  • two large ham and cheese sandwiches (with mayo) on white bread


  • six to eight slices of pizza
  • another pound of pasta with tomato sauce
  • 1,000 calories of energy drinks

And finally,  can we as Americans stop trying to make Michael Phelps a heart-throb?!  He doesn’t have it!  Stop trying to make him have it.



Photo Source: Zap2it
Photo Source: Zap2it



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